dont read this cuz it actully works you will get kissed on the nearest possibel friday from the love of you life tomorrow will the best day of your life however if you dont post this to three videos you willdie withintwo days now that you started reading this dont stop this is so scary post this to over five videos in 143 minutes when youre done press f6 and you crushs name will appear on the screenin big letters this is so scary but it realy works
i went to taste it and my brain sent a signal to my mouth .... GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!!
ReplyDeletedont read this cuz it actully works you will get kissed on the nearest possibel friday from the love of you life tomorrow will the best day of your life however if you dont post this to three videos you willdie withintwo days now that you started reading this dont stop this is so scary post this to over five videos in 143 minutes when youre done press f6 and you crushs name will appear on the screenin big letters this is so scary but it realy works
ReplyDeletei can have all the mixed greens i want? please stop im getting a chubby
ReplyDeleteI just watched his 1997 JFL appearance, and now this. He has lost a bunch of weight, looks great, and still a hilarious man =)
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen!
ReplyDeletesort of reminds me of Dom DeLuise. very good, very funny
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like Mort Goldman from Family Guy...
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOO I THINK YOUR GUNNA WIN THE TRIP TO WASHINGTON THIS YEAR :P
ReplyDeleteI swallowed a quarter when I was 7, and $50 came out
ReplyDeleteI swallowed a quarter when I was 7, and $50 came out
ReplyDeleteHis smile is so sweet.
ReplyDeleteNo! Salad is not food, salad comes with the food!
ReplyDeleteJohn is a true original with material to go with it. Truly one of the funniest guys in the country.
ReplyDelete@1saha2 That's my fav part and i agree whole heartedly
ReplyDelete16 people didn't get 50 ass dollars
ReplyDeletewho are these brainless twits thumbing down??? HOW, HOW IN THE HELL COULD THEY NOT THINK THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS???
ReplyDelete@chefboyrd640 :my ass hit the jackpot"!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTruely one of the funniest comics EVER!
ReplyDelete"Juice is not a verb" ... It's all funny but I don't know why I thought that was hilarious
ReplyDeleteThis guy reminds me of Nathan Lane.
ReplyDelete5:50 I love the way he automatically says, "No."
ReplyDeleteI think you're gonna win the trip to Washington this year...
ReplyDelete'I can have all the mixed greens I want????? stop I'm getting a chubby' 'hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a little kid when he smiles haha
ReplyDeletePerhaps one of the very best comedians today. Not a single profanity needed to make us laugh as hard as anyone can.
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